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Old 23 March 2010, 12:32 PM   #1
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Icon4 A little boy and a Priest. Kyle stay away from this joke.

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."


And you thought, by the title that this was going to be a dirty joke, well the joke is on you.
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Old 23 March 2010, 12:55 PM   #2
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Old 23 March 2010, 03:48 PM   #3
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Old 23 March 2010, 04:54 PM   #4
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You know your title is a magnet for Kyle!

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