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figbo · 23 March 2010, 11:10 PM

A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas .

He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich".

The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??"

The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm homesick!"

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Lion · 24 March 2010, 07:14 AM

Very good!!!

sleddog · 24 March 2010, 08:22 AM

JJ Irani · 24 March 2010, 08:55 AM

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