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Old 6 April 2010, 08:59 AM   #1
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I want this job !

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there

any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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Old 6 April 2010, 11:14 AM   #2
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WOW!! What happens if you get there and you can't perform...or for some reason choose not to...who knows what awaits over the hill...
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Old 6 April 2010, 11:16 AM   #3
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I wouldn't want to find out.
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Old 6 April 2010, 11:22 AM   #4
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Old 7 April 2010, 05:15 AM   #5
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Wow, where do I sign up!!!
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Old 7 April 2010, 07:14 AM   #6
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Now I understand why Guam would be the last island we'd want to capsize.
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Old 8 April 2010, 12:22 PM   #8
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Nah!

Why would I or anyone what that job!??

Too much red tape!
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Nah!

Why would I or anyone what that job!??

Too much red tape!
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