Another Timex moment

[Ed Rooney]

I was conversing with an older couple this weekend. The long and short of it was that he told me had a Timex and it kept better time than his sons Rolex. When it breaks, he just gets another.

I hate getting sucked into these conversations. I wasn't even wearing my Rolex. I didn't tell him I own a Rolex.

The funny part is that this guy has a bass boat and a pickup truck he bought just to tow it.

This is why I try not to talk to people.