The Dwarf

[padi56]

A past favourite of mine.

A dwarf walks up to a farm-house. Not only is he vertically challenged, he also has a speech impediment.

"I'd like to buy a horth" he said to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of a horse?" Replies the owner.

"A female horth" says the dwarf.

So the owner shows him a mare

"nithe horth" says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?"

So the owner picks the dwarf up to show him her eyes.

"Nithe eyth" says the dwarf " can I thee her teeth"

Again the owner picks up the dwarf and shows him the horses teeth.

"nithe teeth, can I thee her eerth" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a bit fed up, but, again he picks up the dwarf and shows him the horses ears.

"nithe eerths" he says "can I thee her twut?".

With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.


The dwarf shakes his head and says "perhapth I should weefwaze that"
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"Can I thee her wun awound?"
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Quickie Bonus.
Why did the good Lord give women thrush?






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To teach them how to live with an irritating c#nt before they marry one!

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