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Old 14 February 2007, 11:27 PM   #1
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Five Strange Facts.

1.The penalty for masturbation in some parts of Indonesia is decapitation.(Suppose its Much worse than "going blind!")

2.There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

3.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know quite a few people like that.)

4.Starfish don't have brains.
(And I know some people like that too)

5.And, the best for last.Turtles can breathe through their arses.

(I know people quite a few who can talk through theirs!)
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Old 15 February 2007, 02:18 AM   #2
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Old 15 February 2007, 05:42 AM   #3
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Old 15 February 2007, 07:47 AM   #4
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[QUOTE=padi56;178252]1.The penalty for masturbation in some parts of Indonesia is decapitation.(Suppose its Much worse than "going blind!")

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Old 24 August 2009, 03:44 PM   #9
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yes.. it is true indeed

in Indonesia,

since I was a boy, we were thought
dont masturbate too much, or you going to be blind and both you knee would bed dry and empty...

luckily I choose to become a physician
so I cure the blindness and inject some of artificial fluid to both my knees

hehehe
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2.There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
Can you imagine it, Hi Dear I'm home, hey do you have a cold beer ready, I've had a Fu@#ing hard day, been at it since 6am
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