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itsmelisa · 25 March 2007, 08:38 PM

A married man and his secretary are having an affair.

They decide to leave the office early and go to the secretary's appartment for an afternoon of ......., whatever its called.

They fall asleep and don't wake up till 8 PM later that night.

They quickly get dressed and the man asks the secretary to take his shoes and go and rub them in the grass.

The secretary thinks this is pretty weird, but she does it anyway.

The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door.

The wife's very upset and asks, "Where the hell have you been?"

The husband replies, "I was taught in school that truth is very painful, but it sets you free, so I will not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair, we left work early today, went to her appartment, made love all afternoon, and then we fell asleep. That's why I'm late!!"

The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, "I see those grass stains all over your shoes. You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"

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mailman · 25 March 2007, 10:37 PM

Prince · 25 March 2007, 11:13 PM

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!! I hear the "Home Free" bell ringing!!!

mailman · 26 March 2007, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!! I hear the "Home Free" bell ringing!!!

You've played "golf" before

JJ Irani · 26 March 2007, 04:52 AM

Prince · 26 March 2007, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

You've played "golf" before

Or some other "sport" that is equally as ludicrous!

25 March 2007, 08:38 PM	#1
itsmelisa Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: America Posts: 103	If you speak truth women will not belive you. A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early and go to the secretary's appartment for an afternoon of ......., whatever its called. They fall asleep and don't wake up till 8 PM later that night. They quickly get dressed and the man asks the secretary to take his shoes and go and rub them in the grass. The secretary thinks this is pretty weird, but she does it anyway. The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door. The wife's very upset and asks, "Where the hell have you been?" The husband replies, "I was taught in school that truth is very painful, but it sets you free, so I will not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair, we left work early today, went to her appartment, made love all afternoon, and then we fell asleep. That's why I'm late!!" The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, "I see those grass stains all over your shoes. You've been playing golf again, haven't you?" ---------- - Lisa Only The Best Funny Jokes: http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com

25 March 2007, 10:37 PM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

25 March 2007, 11:13 PM	#3
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	Ding! Ding!! Ding!!! I hear the "Home Free" bell ringing!!! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

26 March 2007, 04:52 AM	#5
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