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padi56 · 27 March 2007, 10:36 PM

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

President · 28 March 2007, 12:14 AM

oldbreadstinks · 28 March 2007, 12:15 AM

JJ Irani · 28 March 2007, 03:29 AM

mailman · 28 March 2007, 09:33 AM

jasonbellevue · 28 March 2007, 03:36 PM

What makes this soooo funny for me is that, this is the story of my friend's life. Ouch....

Andad · 31 March 2007, 06:40 PM

My wife thought this was very funny.
You would have to meet her mother just to know how funny she thought it was.

27 March 2007, 10:36 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Just Like Mom. Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 March 2007, 03:29 AM	#4
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28 March 2007, 09:33 AM	#5
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28 March 2007, 03:36 PM	#6
jasonbellevue "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Jason Location: at home Posts: 5,098	What makes this soooo funny for me is that, this is the story of my friend's life. Ouch.... __________________

31 March 2007, 06:40 PM	#7
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,533	My wife thought this was very funny. You would have to meet her mother just to know how funny she thought it was. __________________ E

28 March 2007, 12:14 AM	#2
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