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padi56 · 31 March 2007, 09:47 PM

A man went to see his doctor because at 50cm, his peni#s was too big.

"I've never had sex doctor because when they see this big thing, they just run away so I'd like it reducing to a more normal 20cm". (He should be so lucky.)

The doctor replied, "It's not as simple as that, it's a very risky operation and quite frankly I'm not prepared to carry out the operation. I have heard however, that there is a magic toad in the pond just outside your village and you could try asking it to marry you".

The man left, disappointed and incredulous that the doctor should recommend that he ask a toad to marry him.

Later that evening and feeling depressed, he opened a bottle of whisky. Two hours later and with half the bottle consumed, he thought about the toad and started laughing at the implausibility of what the doctor suggested. An hour later, and quite drunk, he decided to take a walk up to the pond.

"Hello Mr Toad".

"Ribbit"

"Will you marry me Mr Toad?"

He heard a croaky but clearly recognisable "No".

When he got back home, the whisky had put pressure on his bladder so he went to the bathroom, where he noticed that his pen#s appeared smaller. He measured it and discovered that it was now only 40cm.

"Wow! Maybe the toad really is magic!"

The following evening, he returned to the pond and once again asked the toad to marry him. Again, the toad replied "No" and again, his pen#s became 10cm shorter.

In the morning he thought, "Only another 10cm to go and I'll be happy".

That evening, he returned to the pond.

"Mr Toad, will you marry me?"

The toad croaked,"No,no and again and for the last time NO!"

oldbreadstinks · 1 April 2007, 03:00 AM

davor · 1 April 2007, 03:26 AM

lolol lolol

JJ Irani · 1 April 2007, 04:04 AM

Our Paulie should read this one!!! Hey, Paulie....

padi56 · 1 April 2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Our Paulie should read this one!!! Hey, Paulie....

Think he already has JJ and now has a winnie smaller than Frans minie me.

JJ Irani · 2 April 2007, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Think he already has JJ and now has a winnie smaller than Frans minie me.

jasonbellevue · 4 April 2007, 05:59 PM

...nice one!!!

31 March 2007, 09:47 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	The Toad. A man went to see his doctor because at 50cm, his peni#s was too big. "I've never had sex doctor because when they see this big thing, they just run away so I'd like it reducing to a more normal 20cm". (He should be so lucky.) The doctor replied, "It's not as simple as that, it's a very risky operation and quite frankly I'm not prepared to carry out the operation. I have heard however, that there is a magic toad in the pond just outside your village and you could try asking it to marry you". The man left, disappointed and incredulous that the doctor should recommend that he ask a toad to marry him. Later that evening and feeling depressed, he opened a bottle of whisky. Two hours later and with half the bottle consumed, he thought about the toad and started laughing at the implausibility of what the doctor suggested. An hour later, and quite drunk, he decided to take a walk up to the pond. "Hello Mr Toad". "Ribbit" "Will you marry me Mr Toad?" He heard a croaky but clearly recognisable "No". When he got back home, the whisky had put pressure on his bladder so he went to the bathroom, where he noticed that his pen#s appeared smaller. He measured it and discovered that it was now only 40cm. "Wow! Maybe the toad really is magic!" The following evening, he returned to the pond and once again asked the toad to marry him. Again, the toad replied "No" and again, his pen#s became 10cm shorter. In the morning he thought, "Only another 10cm to go and I'll be happy". That evening, he returned to the pond. "Mr Toad, will you marry me?" The toad croaked,"No,no and again and for the last time NO!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 April 2007, 04:04 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Our Paulie should read this one!!! Hey, Paulie.... __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

4 April 2007, 05:59 PM	#7
jasonbellevue "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Jason Location: at home Posts: 5,098	...nice one!!! __________________

1 April 2007, 03:00 AM	#2
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1 April 2007, 03:26 AM	#3
davor "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: davor Location: croatia Posts: 669	lolol lolol

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