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itsmelisa · 1 April 2007, 10:22 PM

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpses anus and licked it. Now you must do the same, he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

Second, the professor continued, you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this mans anus, but licked my index finger!

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rolexfan21 · 2 April 2007, 12:17 AM

that's dirt melisa... that's dirt. =)

oldbreadstinks · 2 April 2007, 02:31 AM

JJ Irani · 2 April 2007, 04:24 AM

Incurable · 2 April 2007, 10:18 AM

That's just wrong....

kakalika · 2 April 2007, 01:10 PM

1 April 2007, 10:22 PM	#1
itsmelisa Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: America Posts: 103	Naughty Professor An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpses anus and licked it. Now you must do the same, he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. Second, the professor continued, you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this mans anus, but licked my index finger! ---------- - Lisa Only The Best Funny Jokes: http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com

2 April 2007, 04:24 AM	#4
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Incurable "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Pat Location: PNW Watch: your P's and Q's Posts: 2,549	That's just wrong.... __________________ Rolex GMT Master II 16710 (Blk/Blk) Rolex Explorer 114270 Sinn 356 Sa Flieger Limes Endurance 1Tausend Too many others... #2592 It may seem like I'm doing nothing but, at a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy...

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kakalika "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Minnesota, USA Watch: SS Sub-Date Posts: 505	__________________ I thought I was mistaken, but then I realized I was wrong.

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rolexfan21 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Toronto Watch: 16610 Posts: 379	that's dirt melisa... that's dirt. =)

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