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padi56 · 3 April 2007, 12:39 AM

For many years now, the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw steak on it.

However,after recent scientific studies have proven that, while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling, and aids in the healing process. Using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that the application of warm, soft, tender breast meat is more effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.

So, the next time you get a black eye, treat it as shown below.

Adult Link Not office safe

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JJ Irani · 3 April 2007, 05:07 AM

For that kinda treatment, I'll willingly take TWO black eyes!!

oldbreadstinks · 3 April 2007, 11:36 AM

Flyjet601 · 4 April 2007, 12:01 PM

What does she do for a kick in the groin????

JJ Irani · 4 April 2007, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyjet601

What does she do for a kick in the groin????

jasonbellevue · 4 April 2007, 05:55 PM

...nice!

3 April 2007, 12:39 AM	#1
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3 April 2007, 05:07 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	For that kinda treatment, I'll willingly take TWO black eyes!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

4 April 2007, 05:55 PM	#6
jasonbellevue "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Jason Location: at home Posts: 5,098	...nice! __________________

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