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itsmelisa · 5 April 2007, 07:43 PM

There is something that is troubling an african dude from a small and illiterate village, for a couple of days. So he seeks some advice from some of his educated friends.

He calls all of his friends and tells them his problem "Friends, i have a meeting with bill clinton in a couple of days on how to make our small village a better place, but the problem is that i do not know how to speak in english." So all his friends decide to teach him something to say to bill clinton.

They tell him that when he shakes hands with clinton then say "Hi! How are you?" And when he asks, answer him"Me too". He gets this in his head and goes to meet clinton.

On his arrival at clinton's house, they shake hands and he remember what his friend had taught him and said but he asked,

"Hi! Who are you"

Bill clinton thought this was a joke

Clinton "haha! I'm hillary's husband. And you?"

And he goes "Me too"

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President · 5 April 2007, 10:10 PM

oldbreadstinks · 6 April 2007, 04:09 AM

JJ Irani · 6 April 2007, 05:30 AM

mailman · 7 April 2007, 09:11 AM

I feel sorry for the both of them

JJ Irani · 7 April 2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I feel sorry for the both of them

5 April 2007, 07:43 PM	#1
itsmelisa Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: America Posts: 103	English talk with Bill Clinton There is something that is troubling an african dude from a small and illiterate village, for a couple of days. So he seeks some advice from some of his educated friends. He calls all of his friends and tells them his problem "Friends, i have a meeting with bill clinton in a couple of days on how to make our small village a better place, but the problem is that i do not know how to speak in english." So all his friends decide to teach him something to say to bill clinton. They tell him that when he shakes hands with clinton then say "Hi! How are you?" And when he asks, answer him"Me too". He gets this in his head and goes to meet clinton. On his arrival at clinton's house, they shake hands and he remember what his friend had taught him and said but he asked, "Hi! Who are you" Bill clinton thought this was a joke Clinton "haha! I'm hillary's husband. And you?" And he goes "Me too" ---------- - Lisa Only The Best Funny Jokes: http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com

6 April 2007, 05:30 AM	#4
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mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	I feel sorry for the both of them __________________ JJ

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