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Old 6 April 2007, 10:57 PM   #1
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An old Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

“You listen to me. I want you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

“Shut up an listen. Some day you’re goig to run the business, you’re going to have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

And, some day you’re going to come home and maybe find your wife in bed with another man. What are you going to do then…. point to your Rolex and a say, times up?”
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Old 6 April 2007, 11:31 PM   #2
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Old 7 April 2007, 06:35 AM   #3
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Old 7 April 2007, 08:16 AM   #4
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