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mailman · 7 April 2007, 09:02 AM

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach The bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord,
I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she give s me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge........"

JJ Irani · 7 April 2007, 10:32 AM

Prince · 7 April 2007, 10:39 PM

LOL - a true Harley rider's joke!

Ashley · 8 April 2007, 02:29 AM

padi56 · 8 April 2007, 04:34 AM

steve-o · 8 April 2007, 06:33 AM

100% true.

Ashley · 9 April 2007, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve-o

100% true.

Men think that women are so hard to understand, and women can't understand why men feel that way.
We're really not all that hard to figure out

7 April 2007, 09:02 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	California Beach A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach The bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind. The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she give s me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge........" __________________ JJ

7 April 2007, 10:32 AM	#2
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7 April 2007, 10:39 PM	#3
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8 April 2007, 06:33 AM	#6
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