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Old 22 December 2010, 09:24 AM   #1
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Sensitivity

The room was full of pregnant women w/ their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly & was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles & will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops & stay on a soft surface like grass or a non-pavement path."
She looked at the men in the room....." & gentlemen, remember you're in this together....it wouldn't hurt to go walking w/ her."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back raised his hand.
"Yes" answered the instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught!
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Old 22 December 2010, 09:40 AM   #2
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Old 22 December 2010, 06:38 PM   #3
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Old 22 December 2010, 09:50 PM   #4
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Old 22 December 2010, 10:50 PM   #5
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Old 4 January 2011, 09:50 AM   #7
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Old 6 January 2011, 05:54 AM   #11
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LOL ! So....Funny...!
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Old 21 April 2011, 06:47 PM   #14
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Old 9 January 2011, 02:58 AM   #15
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.........next sound from the room was WHHHHAAACK!!! LMAO!
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So funny! Wish I'd had a picture of our grocery shopping trip a while back... true story:

Me 7 months pregnant, pulling the loaded up cart with one arm, and carrying a 3 year old with the other, through the parking lot to our car... loaded with a week's worth of food and a 7 year old hanging on the back, while hubby wandered along behind us, texting....

I suppose that was nice of him, in case a can of tomatoes fell out a bag or something...
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