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Old 11 April 2007, 08:10 PM   #1
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Dumber Than Dumb.

A blond and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers lane" where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

"NO!" yelled the blond.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

"NO!" the blond yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

"Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?" asked the guy.

"For the last time, NO!" said the blond. Frustrated, the guy asked, "Well, why the hell not?"

The blond looked at him and said, "Because I wanna stay up here with you."
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Old 11 April 2007, 11:22 PM   #2
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Old 12 April 2007, 03:22 AM   #3
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Old 12 April 2007, 03:24 AM   #4
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Old 12 April 2007, 08:49 PM   #7
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I don't think there is such a thing as a bad Blonde joke.
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