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12 August 2011, 09:34 AM
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Koala Smoking a Joint.
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint.....when a little lizard
walked past, looked up & said, "Hey koala, what are you doing?" The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up & have some." So the little lizard climbed up & sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few hits. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry" & that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far & fell into the river. A crocodile saw this & swam over to the little lizard & helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter w/ you?" The little lizard explained to the croc that he'd been sitting w/ the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned & fell into the river while taking a drink........... The croc said that he had to check this out & walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The croc looked up & said, "Hey you!" So the koala looked down at him & said, "Shiiiiiiittttt dude............how much water did you drink?"
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12 August 2011, 09:38 AM
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Hahaha
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12 August 2011, 10:33 AM
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HA HA, I used to tell this joke everywhere I went!
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12 August 2011, 10:47 AM
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ho ho
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12 August 2011, 11:06 AM
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funny!
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12 August 2011, 03:06 PM
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Good one!
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12 August 2011, 03:28 PM
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Hahaha....
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12 August 2011, 04:17 PM
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12 August 2011, 07:59 PM
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12 August 2011, 08:01 PM
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12 August 2011, 10:12 PM
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13 August 2011, 03:39 PM
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Now that's being stoned.
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this is good !!
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Oldie but a goodie LMAO.
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10 October 2011, 03:43 AM
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lol
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10 October 2011, 10:59 AM
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