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Old 17 August 2011, 04:10 AM   #1
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The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of
pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And,

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs,
my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...


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Old 17 August 2011, 04:44 AM   #2
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Old 17 August 2011, 05:02 AM   #3
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Old 17 August 2011, 05:10 AM   #4
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Old 17 August 2011, 05:22 AM   #5
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Old 17 August 2011, 05:28 AM   #6
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Old 17 August 2011, 06:08 AM   #7
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Old 17 August 2011, 06:20 AM   #8
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Old 17 August 2011, 06:31 AM   #9
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Old 17 August 2011, 06:32 AM   #10
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Old 17 August 2011, 06:46 AM   #11
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Old 17 August 2011, 10:03 AM   #12
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Old 17 August 2011, 10:08 AM   #14
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Old 17 August 2011, 10:09 AM   #15
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Old 19 August 2011, 10:39 PM   #19
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Old 24 August 2011, 01:03 AM   #20
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Old 24 August 2011, 01:22 AM   #21
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Old 24 August 2011, 03:02 PM   #23
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Old 26 August 2011, 12:08 PM   #24
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Old 26 August 2011, 03:20 PM   #25
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Old 27 August 2011, 12:04 PM   #26
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Old 9 September 2011, 06:21 AM   #28
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Old 12 September 2011, 03:46 AM   #29
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