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TheVTCGuy · 8 September 2011, 07:15 AM

The third quarterly, Semi-Annual half moon... er...

TRF MEMBERS ADMITTED TO THE DORKLEHEAD CLUB!!!!!!

Yes... TRFers... it's that time of year... quarter... whatever, it's THAT time again!

The Dorklehead Officers and myself (President) have considered .. well.. NUMEROUS applications.... (both of them) and spent countless.... seconds, methodically going over each applicants qualities, benefits and over all - Dorklheadedness

to narrow our list down and have finally reached a decision. The list is short, but I think that just goes to show you how difficult earning the right to call yourself a Dorklehead really is!

So, without further A dew... Here is the list of newly anointed Dorkleheads:

1. Paul, our buddy from the UK (BH13GMT). Listen, anyone willing to even suggest he wore a suit like the one he posted in my hiking thread has definitely earned DORKLEHEAD status! Congrats Paul!

2. Matt (Matt4Hands). Yes Matt, it was close with you for a while, the panel debated back and forth... but... after showing us your injurys from common house-hold projects, (something myself as President of the Dorklehead club has LOTS of experience with) it pretty much sealed the deal. Welcome to the club Matt!

Before I come to the last member admitted... I wanted to briefly go over one applicant that... well... we just could not admit; Lisa. She is elegant, succesful, inteliganent-... intalectgnt- .... intelalgente- .... smart, a wonderful mother, wife (

) just an incredible woman and person... She just showed none of the qualities we Dorkleheads pride ourselves on

Well, better luck next year Lisa....

And now, with the final recipient of Dorklehead status....

3. JOCKE WOO HOO!!!!!

Now, do I really need to explain HIS admission qualifications?

Jocke, my friend, you have made it. You, are a CERTIFIED DORKLEHEAD.

I want to offer my congratulations to all the new members!

And for those that didn't make the cut, keep trying!

Now, for the Dorklehead Oath... " I State your name, do solemly swear to uphold Dorklehead status, with liberty and justice for all, till death do us part."

Isn't this a great day everyone!?

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 07:17 AM

Errrr-hmmmm...

figbo · 8 September 2011, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy badger

errrr-hmmmm...

x-2

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

x-2

Yeah!

...what are we, chopped liver?!?

TheVTCGuy · 8 September 2011, 07:30 AM

Listen, Mark and Rafiel, of course not!!!! You guys are both succesful, smart, professional people with common sense! With THOSE qualities... it's going to be very difficult to get admitted to the Dorklehead club. But please, don't give up, there's always next year- er.. quarter- week.

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 07:34 AM

Look, matey-boy...

I've ridden a racehorse naked with snow on the ground!

(and I've got the photos to prove it!

)

If that doesn't prove I've long since checked my brain at the door, I don't know what does!

TheVTCGuy · 8 September 2011, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Look, matey-boy...

I've ridden a racehorse naked with snow on the ground!

(and I've got the photos to prove it!

)

If that doesn't prove I've long since checked my brain at the door, I don't know what does!

Well.... Let me think about it. I can bring you up in the suplemental draft...

Johny · 8 September 2011, 07:41 AM

congratulations to the successfull applicants....well done to you all. hip hip...

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Well.... Let me think about it. I can bring you up in the suplemental draft...

Grrrrrrrr..... (it was more a case of "brrrrrrrrrrr" when I rode the damn horse!!!

)

Johny · 8 September 2011, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Listen, Mark and Rafiel, of course not!!!! You guys are both succesful, smart, professional people with common sense! With THOSE qualities... it's going to be very difficult to get admitted to the Dorklehead club. But please, don't give up, there's always next year- er.. quarter- week.

not the right material i would say paul...

Johny · 8 September 2011, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Grrrrrrrr..... (it was more a case of "brrrrrrrrrrr" when I rode the damn horse!!!

)

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny

not the right material i would say paul...

Nobody asked you...

...of you go and practice your Willie Nelson impersonation!

Route 66 · 8 September 2011, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Look, matey-boy...

I've ridden a racehorse naked with snow on the ground!

(and I've got the photos to prove it!

)

I sure hope you give us ample warning if you decide to post those pics.

Johny · 8 September 2011, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by StevArn

I sure hope you give us ample warning if you decide to post those pics.

.....good word steve...warning...

Johny · 8 September 2011, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Nobody asked you...

...of you go and practice your Willie Nelson impersonation!

you were rejected...taking it out on willie(national hero) just looks like sour grapes. imho.

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by StevArn

I sure hope you give us ample warning if you decide to post those pics.

I feel I should wait for a Go/No Go from a mod!

I should say that the ones for public consumption all have carefully positioned elbows, horses neck, etc...

Being as it was about -5C it certainly wasn't my "proudest" moment!

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny

you were rejected...taking it out on willie(national hero) just looks like sour grapes. imho.

I never did handle rejection well!

Johny · 8 September 2011, 07:57 AM

can i just say that i feel that this years judging was particularly strict and that any other year lisa,s composition..." feet in the air with curtain pole background" would have guaranteed her an automatic entry. better luck next time lisa.

Wrist Candy · 8 September 2011, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Look, matey-boy...

I've ridden a racehorse naked with snow on the ground!

(and I've got the photos to prove it!

)

If that doesn't prove I've long since checked my brain at the door, I don't know what does!

Paul. If he's even slightly threatening to post those pictures

it might be prudent to just give him automatic status. (please don't let us down on this one)

That being said, and if Lisa decides to run with this same angle, then we might want to allow any photo's of her riding naked to be published so that other members could possibly help you out with your decision making process.

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Wrist Candy

Paul. If he's even slightly threatening to post those pictures

it might be prudent to just give him automatic status. (please don't let us down on this one)

That being said, and if Lisa decides to run with this same angle, then we might want to allow any photo's of her riding naked to be published so that other members could possibly help you out with your decision making process.

Hmmmppphhhh.... So it's "Bash the Badger Night", ehhh?!! Clearly what's good for the goose ISN'T good for the gander!

Johny · 8 September 2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Hmmmppphhhh.... So it's "Bash the Badger Night", ehhh?!! Clearly what's good for the goose ISN'T good for the gander!

you mean ..isnt good for the badger

look you never made the cut so try to salvage something for the next intake. dont get all bitter and twisted. pm jocke and get his help in filling out your form..signed willie.

Grissom · 8 September 2011, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Look, matey-boy...

I've ridden a racehorse naked with snow on the ground!

(and I've got the photos to prove it!

)

If that doesn't prove I've long since checked my brain at the door, I don't know what does!

Having ridden it might get you in.......Posting the pictures

would, I imagine, almost certainly get you in!

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Grissom

Having ridden it might get you in.......Posting the pictures

would, I imagine, almost certainly get you in!

Still waiting on Mod Go/No Go...

Maybe they are just leaving us to our own devices!

Johny · 8 September 2011, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Still waiting on Mod Go/No Go...

Maybe they are just leaving us to our own devices!

just publish and be dammed.

Grissom · 8 September 2011, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny

just publish and be dammed.

I agree!

(If I egg you on, can I become an "Associate" Member?)

Grumpy Badger · 8 September 2011, 09:09 AM

Ok, ok, you asked for it!

I just hope this isn't a conspiracy to get me banned!!!

Those of a sensitive disposition, look away now...!

C'mon, Paul... Surely that has to get me in!?!

(Just to explain, this was done as a charity stunt to raise money for the UK Injured Jockeys Fund... I didn't JUST do it for fun!)

BarkMaster · 8 September 2011, 09:09 AM

An honor, I am sure.

Gagebuilder · 8 September 2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Listen, Mark and Rafiel, of course not!!!! You guys are both succesful, smart, professional people with common sense! With THOSE qualities... it's going to be very difficult to get admitted to the Dorklehead club. But please, don't give up, there's always next year- er.. quarter- week.

Look you'd have to - and admit to - throwing away your wallet on the train. Then drag the garbage off the train and dig through it ...

... oh yeah, while in a suit!!

Besides, Raf, you left the military on your own ...

BarkMaster · 8 September 2011, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gagebuilder

Look you'd have to - and admit to - throwing away your wallet on the train. Then drag the garbage off the train and dig through it ...

... oh yeah, while in a suit!!

Besides, Raf, you left the military on your own ...

Psssst: you forgot washing your watch on a first date.

Gagebuilder · 8 September 2011, 09:29 AM

Day-O!!

8 September 2011, 07:15 AM	#1
TheVTCGuy Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Paul Location: San Diego Watch: 126619LB Posts: 21,540	I am VERY Proud... To Anounce... The third quarterly, Semi-Annual half moon... er... TRF MEMBERS ADMITTED TO THE DORKLEHEAD CLUB!!!!!! Yes... TRFers... it's that time of year... quarter... whatever, it's THAT time again! The Dorklehead Officers and myself (President) have considered .. well.. NUMEROUS applications.... (both of them) and spent countless.... seconds, methodically going over each applicants qualities, benefits and over all - Dorklheadedness to narrow our list down and have finally reached a decision. The list is short, but I think that just goes to show you how difficult earning the right to call yourself a Dorklehead really is! So, without further A dew... Here is the list of newly anointed Dorkleheads: 1. Paul, our buddy from the UK (BH13GMT). Listen, anyone willing to even suggest he wore a suit like the one he posted in my hiking thread has definitely earned DORKLEHEAD status! Congrats Paul! 2. Matt (Matt4Hands). Yes Matt, it was close with you for a while, the panel debated back and forth... but... after showing us your injurys from common house-hold projects, (something myself as President of the Dorklehead club has LOTS of experience with) it pretty much sealed the deal. Welcome to the club Matt! Before I come to the last member admitted... I wanted to briefly go over one applicant that... well... we just could not admit; Lisa. She is elegant, succesful, inteliganent-... intalectgnt- .... intelalgente- .... smart, a wonderful mother, wife () just an incredible woman and person... She just showed none of the qualities we Dorkleheads pride ourselves on Well, better luck next year Lisa.... And now, with the final recipient of Dorklehead status.... 3. JOCKE WOO HOO!!!!! Now, do I really need to explain HIS admission qualifications? Jocke, my friend, you have made it. You, are a CERTIFIED DORKLEHEAD. I want to offer my congratulations to all the new members! And for those that didn't make the cut, keep trying! Now, for the Dorklehead Oath... " I State your name, do solemly swear to uphold Dorklehead status, with liberty and justice for all, till death do us part." Isn't this a great day everyone!?

8 September 2011, 07:17 AM	#2
Grumpy Badger "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Real Name: Mark Location: Bonny Scotland Watch: 14060M Sub (cosc) Posts: 5,280	Errrr-hmmmm... __________________ Don't mind me. I'm full of scotch, bitterness and impure thoughts! "You have enemies? Good! That means you stood up for something, sometime in your life." Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill KG, OM, CH, TD, PC, DL, FRS.

8 September 2011, 07:34 AM	#6
Grumpy Badger "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Real Name: Mark Location: Bonny Scotland Watch: 14060M Sub (cosc) Posts: 5,280	Look, matey-boy... I've ridden a racehorse naked with snow on the ground! (and I've got the photos to prove it!) If that doesn't prove I've long since checked my brain at the door, I don't know what does! __________________ Don't mind me. I'm full of scotch, bitterness and impure thoughts! "You have enemies? Good! That means you stood up for something, sometime in your life." Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill KG, OM, CH, TD, PC, DL, FRS.

8 September 2011, 07:41 AM	#8
Johny "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: john Location: Scotland Watch: sub 16610Lv Posts: 13,523	congratulations to the successfull applicants....well done to you all. hip hip... __________________ "AFTER DARK" BAR AND NIGHT CLUB GM.

8 September 2011, 07:57 AM	#18
Johny "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: john Location: Scotland Watch: sub 16610Lv Posts: 13,523	can i just say that i feel that this years judging was particularly strict and that any other year lisa,s composition..." feet in the air with curtain pole background" would have guaranteed her an automatic entry. better luck next time lisa. __________________ "AFTER DARK" BAR AND NIGHT CLUB GM.

8 September 2011, 07:30 AM	#5
TheVTCGuy Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Paul Location: San Diego Watch: 126619LB Posts: 21,540	Listen, Mark and Rafiel, of course not!!!! You guys are both succesful, smart, professional people with common sense! With THOSE qualities... it's going to be very difficult to get admitted to the Dorklehead club. But please, don't give up, there's always next year- er.. quarter- week.

8 September 2011, 09:09 AM	#26
Grumpy Badger "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Real Name: Mark Location: Bonny Scotland Watch: 14060M Sub (cosc) Posts: 5,280	Ok, ok, you asked for it! I just hope this isn't a conspiracy to get me banned!!! Those of a sensitive disposition, look away now...! C'mon, Paul... Surely that has to get me in!?! (Just to explain, this was done as a charity stunt to raise money for the UK Injured Jockeys Fund... I didn't JUST do it for fun!) __________________ Don't mind me. I'm full of scotch, bitterness and impure thoughts! "You have enemies? Good! That means you stood up for something, sometime in your life." Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill KG, OM, CH, TD, PC, DL, FRS.

8 September 2011, 09:09 AM	#27
BarkMaster "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Texas Watch: 18078 YG DD Posts: 7,962	An honor, I am sure. __________________ BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

8 September 2011, 09:29 AM	#30
Gagebuilder "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Doug Location: Detroit Area Watch: out for yelow snow Posts: 1,067	Day-O!!

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