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mitchy · 19 September 2011, 05:40 PM

A well dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -

"Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "Are you nuts? That's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and tried again -

"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price, at $100.00?

Again, the man replied bluntly - "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman reached into his briefcase and pulled out 2 brownies and began munching away on one of them.

He told the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

The guy unwrapped the brownie, took a bite; suddenly, spit it out. Then, said: "Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Now, do you want to buy some mouthwash?"

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Route 66 · 20 September 2011, 01:34 AM

Chipmunk · 22 September 2011, 07:17 AM

TSW · 22 September 2011, 07:56 AM

:)

GerardoG · 22 September 2011, 08:04 AM

mjclark32 · 22 September 2011, 08:15 AM

Haha

Art 1 · 22 September 2011, 08:35 AM

DCgator · 22 September 2011, 08:43 AM

lol

blackmsport · 22 September 2011, 09:22 AM

good trick

SWIMPRUF · 26 September 2011, 12:05 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 26 September 2011, 10:20 AM

Haha!

19 September 2011, 05:40 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	Mouthwash A well dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "Are you nuts? That's robbery!" The salesman seemed hurt and tried again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price, at $100.00? Again, the man replied bluntly - "You must be crazy pal, now go away!" The salesman reached into his briefcase and pulled out 2 brownies and began munching away on one of them. He told the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much". The guy unwrapped the brownie, took a bite; suddenly, spit it out. Then, said: "Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!" "It is," replied the salesman. "Now, do you want to buy some mouthwash?" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

22 September 2011, 07:17 AM	#3
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