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East Bay Rider · 24 September 2011, 09:47 PM

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.

MonBK · 24 September 2011, 09:51 PM

:)

Route 66 · 25 September 2011, 02:50 AM

DCgator · 25 September 2011, 03:00 AM

yup, yup

TSW · 25 September 2011, 04:14 AM

swatty · 25 September 2011, 10:18 AM

SWIMPRUF · 26 September 2011, 12:00 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 6 October 2011, 05:09 PM

Is this a joke or a story I should learn from? Ah well...I might as well do the same!

mitchy · 7 October 2011, 01:29 AM

Chipmunk · 7 October 2011, 12:15 PM

Art 1 · 9 October 2011, 02:12 AM

Full circle.

cryhavok · 9 October 2011, 07:32 AM

Lol

wluk · 10 October 2011, 11:28 AM

nice one

brkanand · 10 October 2011, 11:41 AM

24 September 2011, 09:47 PM	#1
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,073	The Male Cycle When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs. __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

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6 October 2011, 05:09 PM	#8
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24 September 2011, 09:51 PM	#2
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9 October 2011, 02:12 AM	#11
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