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Old 5 October 2011, 08:03 PM   #1
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4 Hour Problem

Dave walked into a drug store in South Central Kentucky and asked to
talk to
a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the
only
pharmacist, and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no
male
employees. She then asked if she could help him.


Dave said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable
discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that
she
was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to
discuss,
he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of
professionalism.

Dave then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss,
but
I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a
lot
of problems, and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could
give
me for it.'

The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.' When she
returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and this is the absolute
best we can do. 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a
king
size bed, and $3,000 a month in living expenses.
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Old 5 October 2011, 08:04 PM   #2
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Old 5 October 2011, 08:34 PM   #3
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Old 6 October 2011, 12:37 AM   #4
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He needs to think long and hard about this.
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Old 6 October 2011, 05:07 PM   #5
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He needs to think long and hard about this.
No pun intended I HOPE?
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Old 6 October 2011, 12:49 AM   #7
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Old 6 October 2011, 04:25 AM   #9
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