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11618 · 6 October 2011, 05:11 AM

Two builders (Paddy and Jimmy) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, (also wearing his rolex) orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit :

Paddy: - I reckon he's an accountant.

Jimmy: - No way - he's a stockbroker.

Paddy: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Jimmy and he makes for the toilet.

On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.

Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him.

Jimmy: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?

Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession

Jimmy: - Oh? What's that then?

Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home?

Jimmy:: - Er ... mmm ...... well yeah, I do as it happens!

Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?

Jimmy: - It's in a pond!

Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?

Jimmy: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.

Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house?

Jimmy: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ...... built it myself!

Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family?

Jimmy: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children.

Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?

Jimmy: - Yep! Five times a week!

Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often?

Jimmy: - Do what? Not me, mate!

Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!

Jimmy: - How's that then?

Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!

Jimmy: - I see! That's pretty impressive.. Thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Jimmy returns to his mate.

Paddy: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?

Jimmy: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!

Paddy - What's that then?

Jimmy: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

Paddy - Nope

Jimmy - Well then, you're a w@nker.

Sarajevo · 6 October 2011, 05:20 AM

Good one!

Art 1 · 6 October 2011, 06:37 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 6 October 2011, 12:55 PM

Haha!

Good one!

TSW · 6 October 2011, 02:37 PM

:)

mitchy · 7 October 2011, 01:40 AM

Cru Jones · 7 October 2011, 01:45 AM

hmmmm....i like it and i think i get it, but, being from "the colonies", i'm not exactly sure what a "w@nker" is.

11618 · 8 October 2011, 01:40 AM

lol

MonBK · 8 October 2011, 01:46 AM

:)

6 October 2011, 05:11 AM	#1
11618 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: UK Posts: 406	Two builders &? Two builders (Paddy and Jimmy) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, (also wearing his rolex) orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit : Paddy: - I reckon he's an accountant. Jimmy: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Paddy: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Jimmy and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him. Jimmy: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession Jimmy: - Oh? What's that then? Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home? Jimmy:: - Er ... mmm ...... well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Jimmy: - It's in a pond! Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then? Jimmy: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden. Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house? Jimmy: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ...... built it myself! Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family? Jimmy: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children. Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis? Jimmy: - Yep! Five times a week! Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often? Jimmy: - Do what? Not me, mate! Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work! Jimmy: - How's that then? Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life! Jimmy: - I see! That's pretty impressive.. Thanks mate! Both leave the toilet and Jimmy returns to his mate. Paddy: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? Jimmy: - Yep! He's a logical scientist! Paddy - What's that then? Jimmy: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish? Paddy - Nope Jimmy - Well then, you're a w@nker.

6 October 2011, 12:55 PM	#4
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6 October 2011, 02:37 PM	#5
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6 October 2011, 05:20 AM	#2
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7 October 2011, 01:45 AM	#7
Cru Jones 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Paris, France Posts: 35,297	hmmmm....i like it and i think i get it, but, being from "the colonies", i'm not exactly sure what a "w@nker" is.

8 October 2011, 01:40 AM	#8
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