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mitchy · 6 October 2011, 10:18 PM

GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK
1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy.
2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible... I'd say "Get well soon "...but I know it's incurable.
3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire.... I found your cat... Sorry!
4. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.
5. You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.
7. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... Don't fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me.
8. Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you shouldn't have installed... Win'95.
9. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry
10. So you lost your job... It's one of those hardships in life... Next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife."

MonBK · 6 October 2011, 10:19 PM

#6

Timber Loftis · 7 October 2011, 05:13 AM

#8? Win95? talk about recycling

FeelingTheBlues · 9 October 2011, 08:11 AM

#2! Nothing like a very bad joke when a friend is sick!

Art 1 · 9 October 2011, 08:50 AM

TSW · 9 October 2011, 02:56 PM

:))

6 October 2011, 10:18 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	Greeting cards that didn't quite make it GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK 1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy. 2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible... I'd say "Get well soon "...but I know it's incurable. 3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire.... I found your cat... Sorry! 4. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. 5. You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 7. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... Don't fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me. 8. Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you shouldn't have installed... Win'95. 9. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry 10. So you lost your job... It's one of those hardships in life... Next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife." __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

9 October 2011, 08:11 AM	#4
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	#2! Nothing like a very bad joke when a friend is sick! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

6 October 2011, 10:19 PM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	#6

7 October 2011, 05:13 AM	#3
Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	#8? Win95? talk about recycling

9 October 2011, 08:50 AM	#5
Art 1 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florida, Canada Watch: Rol/Seik/Tud/Omega Posts: 30,244

9 October 2011, 02:56 PM	#6
TSW "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: TSW Location: Le Brassus Watch: Rolex & AP's Posts: 27,449	:)) __________________ AP Owners Club IG @swiss.watch.connection

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