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mitchy · 7 October 2011, 11:56 AM

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk. "Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead. "Man: "What covers a house? "Dog: "Roof! "Man: "How does sandpaper feel? "Dog: "Rough! "Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time? "Dog: "Ruth! "Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk. "The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle? "

FeelingTheBlues · 7 October 2011, 01:23 PM

Art 1 · 8 October 2011, 11:46 PM

7 October 2011, 11:56 AM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	Talking Dog A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk. "Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead. "Man: "What covers a house? "Dog: "Roof! "Man: "How does sandpaper feel? "Dog: "Rough! "Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time? "Dog: "Ruth! "Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk. "The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle? " __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

7 October 2011, 01:23 PM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

8 October 2011, 11:46 PM	#3
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