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Old 9 October 2011, 12:31 AM   #1
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If my body was a car..

IF MY BODY WAS A CAR..
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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Old 9 October 2011, 01:39 AM   #2
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Old 9 October 2011, 02:11 AM   #3
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Old 9 October 2011, 02:45 AM   #4
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Old 10 October 2011, 11:46 AM   #5
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hahaha....good one
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Old 10 October 2011, 11:49 AM   #6
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And my eyes pop out as I read this!
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Old 13 October 2011, 12:26 AM   #7
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