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Old 27 October 2011, 07:59 AM   #1
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Speeding Ticket

A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring.

Thinking he'd outpace the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car's speed rose to sixty, then seventy, eighty, and ninety.

Finally, the man pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.

The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said: "Listen, Mister, I have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said: "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were that officer and were trying to give her back to me."

No ticket.
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Old 27 October 2011, 08:05 AM   #2
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Old 27 October 2011, 09:27 AM   #3
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