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15 November 2011, 05:23 AM | #1 |
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Best thing James Bond hasn't done yet...
Greetings TRF,
After lurking around all those James Bond threads I started to wonder if there's anything he hasn't done in his quite long and impressive career. Let yourselves go ladies and gentlemen! I'll start: I've never seen James Bond climbing up a stair, missing a step and looking around nervously to make sure nobody noticed it (y'all know what I'm talking about, we all did this at least once)!
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15 November 2011, 05:39 AM | #2 |
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Hamburger and French fries - really, has he ever eaten one?
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15 November 2011, 05:42 AM | #3 |
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It would fit very well with his straw in his cup of Vodka Martini...
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They were the hors d'oeuvres when he had a piece of that goat head in Octopussy (or was it a sheep?).
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Looks like tonight you're more like a monkey and a half!
Craig, tell me, have you ever seen James Bond brushing his teeths?
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Never seen him get ketchup on his cheek, nor get a poppy seed stuck in his teeth.
To my knowledge, never walked out of the mens room with toilet paper stuck on his shoe.
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Fight Chuck Norris ...
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Have the bad guy catch him, NOT tell him his master plan, NOT take him all the way to his secret layer, NOT think of some elaborate way to kill him then leave him alone to escape...
Instead catch him, put a Browning High-Power to his temple and BA-DA-BING... Blow his brains out!
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I seem to remember Moor having his tailor call too (and rejecting a tie for being "a little frantic") but can't remember the movie offhand. Verdad, verdad! But, unless the holy Grail Connery drank from can make him thirty-odd again, that's no bad thing IMHO!
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Live and Let Die and IIRC he told the tailor not to forget the double vents
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We really are a pair of sad bar-stewards, aren't we!
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Good choices guys! Thinking about it, I don't think I've ever seen him using his watch to actually look at the time...
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Think Dr No... Think white dinner jacket... Think lighting his cigarette while checking his Big Crown Sub!
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A very few people know this but he's only making sure his bezel isn't off centered, true story.
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We've never seen Bond go shopping......for suits & shirts & shoes on Saville Row, buying those Turkish Balkan Sobraines, getting his Aston martin serviced.......
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Get a bikini wax
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Turn up to a 6 star hotel only to find out it is fully booked!!!!!!
Then being told by the manger that the Days Inn 2 blocks down the road has plenty of vacancies.
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We never saw Bond putting gas in his car neither!
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Oh, contraire, mon ami...
While not a "car" he does pull his light aircraft in to a service station and tell the guy to "fill her up" at the beginning of Octopussy!
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Fine then Mr. "let's doubt about Carl's greatness and knowledge because we're secretly jealous of him", have you ever seen or heard James singing "Sweet Home Alabama" and playing drums with his hands on his steering wheel while driving on a highway?
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And, I must admit, you've got me knackered on the "sweet home" thing! Closest I could get was "underneath de mango tree, me honey and me..."
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And I must admit you're getting me knackered on the "knackered" thing...what does that mean? I'm afraid I don't know and believe me, I'm the smartest thing around here!
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I'd like to say that comment is very inappropriate but I believe this is the very first thing that came when we thought about something to write in this thread!
Don't worry mate, eventually everybody gets used to it!
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MI5 only deals with internal UK matters. You'd likely find yourself in a travel lodge in Bradford!
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