Luigi and Pasquale

Luigi and Pasquale were new to the country and met every morning at the bus stop on their way to the construction site.

Pasquale showed up on time and waited. No Luigi. The bus came and went, but Pasquale waited for his friend. After an hour, Luigi shows up in a bright red Ferrari convertable, wearing a mink coat.

Pasquale: Luigi, where a you been? I-a been-a waiting for you so a longa.

Luigi: Sorry Pisan, I got-a to the bus-a stop-a early when-a dis a beautiful woman drive up-a in a Ferrari. She looks like-a Sophia Loren and she's-a wearing a full-lenght-a mink-a coat.

She says, 'hey, big-a boy, wanna ride?'

So I get-a in.

We drive-a up into de mountains. And den-a she-a stops de car and opens her mink-a coat and a she's naked underneath. She says, 'so big-a boy, you like-a what you see?'

I say si.

Den she says, 'good, why don't you take-a what you want.'

You know Pasquale, I'm-a no dummy...


so I take-a da mink coat and the Ferrari.

[padi56]

so I take-a da mink coat and the Ferrari.

Very clever man and the right choice, after all Ferrari's are not two a
penny.But beaver and mink can be found quite easily,if you go to
the right places or countries.

[BruceS]

Padi

[dina]

[JJ Irani]

LOL at the joke and Padi!!

[Goodwatch]

Originally Posted by padi56

Very clever man and the right choice, after all Ferrari's are not two a
penny.But beaver and mink can be found quite easily,if you go to
the right places or countries.

And this is the vote from The Netherlands: "12 points!".

Frans.

[mailman]

[padi56]

Lol