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alpet · 12 November 2005, 12:52 AM

A guy goes into a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids".

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My goodness, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"

She says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

padi56 · 12 November 2005, 01:07 AM

Done that before but a slighty different version makes
me laugh every time a great joke.

mailman · 12 November 2005, 02:00 AM

JJ Irani · 12 November 2005, 02:58 AM

That one was worth a second read.....classic!!

12 November 2005, 12:52 AM	#1
alpet Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Alex Location: New York Watch: me carefully Posts: 377	Oupsssss A guy goes into a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids". Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My goodness, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?" She says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

12 November 2005, 01:07 AM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Done that before but a slighty different version makes me laugh every time a great joke. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 November 2005, 02:00 AM	#3
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12 November 2005, 02:58 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	That one was worth a second read.....classic!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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