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JJ Irani · 12 November 2005, 03:15 PM

Hi guys,

When was the last time you did something "whacky" for the first time?

Mine dates way back to 1969. It was my first job with Glaxo, I was just 23 and we were all on a company conference for 3 whole days.

Now you know what these 3-day conferences can get like...9 ~ 5 meetings and then let the fun 'n' games begin. Well, we were all quite pissed on beer and some of my friends enticed me to perform on stage.

We were having a great time when this guy announced the "Surprise Event" of the evening. Meanwhile, I was being all dolled up backstage, lipstick, make-up, costume, the works!!

Someone turned on the stripper's type music, I was shoved onto the stage (I had already downed about 7 beers) and I began a slow gyration that left everyone in raptures.

Anyway, to cut a long act short, I finally came down to my underwear after about five minutes of slow, stimulating (?) stripping and finally landed on the Managing Director's lap. He enjoyed every moment of it and that show of mine was the talk of the organization for many a month to come.

Cheers - JJ

Goodwatch · 12 November 2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Hi guys,

and finally landed on the Managing Director's lap. He enjoyed every moment of it and that show of mine was the talk of the organization for many a month to come.

Cheers - JJ

Did he ask for your phonenumber?

I'll try to answer but I'm so boring that it will take a while

deryckb · 12 November 2005, 10:15 PM

Did the MD give you a rise?

padi56 · 12 November 2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by deryckb

Did the MD give you a rise?

Or did the MD have a rise,after JJs provocative performance.

BruceS · 12 November 2005, 11:15 PM

Amazing how times have changed, even since I began my career in '83. Rather than the MD laughing his ass off, today that would likely be your last "performance"!

I'm glad I at least got in on the tail end of work fun! I can't remember any of my whacky moments 'cause I was probably too pissed to remember

Earl · 13 November 2005, 01:40 AM

deryckb, your stealing Adrian's thunder !!!!!! with the punch lines roflmao great come back

Uncle-AJ · 13 November 2005, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Earl

deryckb, your stealing Adrian's thunder !!!!!! with the punch lines roflmao great come back

British humour at it's best.

RogerF · 13 November 2005, 03:00 AM

whackiest day was the day I joined some Rolex forum where some guy with a really nice white sweater kept posting picks of a pumpkin strapped on his wrist.

JJ Irani · 13 November 2005, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RogerF

whackiest day was the day I joined some Rolex forum where some guy with a really nice white sweater kept posting picks of a pumpkin strapped on his wrist.

I'd love to meet that guy some day!!

dman · 14 November 2005, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I'd love to meet that guy some day!!

You ask him questions and answer them too everyday.

12 November 2005, 03:15 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Your "Whackiest" moment....ever!! Hi guys, When was the last time you did something "whacky" for the first time? Mine dates way back to 1969. It was my first job with Glaxo, I was just 23 and we were all on a company conference for 3 whole days. Now you know what these 3-day conferences can get like...9 ~ 5 meetings and then let the fun 'n' games begin. Well, we were all quite pissed on beer and some of my friends enticed me to perform on stage. We were having a great time when this guy announced the "Surprise Event" of the evening. Meanwhile, I was being all dolled up backstage, lipstick, make-up, costume, the works!! Someone turned on the stripper's type music, I was shoved onto the stage (I had already downed about 7 beers) and I began a slow gyration that left everyone in raptures. Anyway, to cut a long act short, I finally came down to my underwear after about five minutes of slow, stimulating (?) stripping and finally landed on the Managing Director's lap. He enjoyed every moment of it and that show of mine was the talk of the organization for many a month to come. Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	Amazing how times have changed, even since I began my career in '83. Rather than the MD laughing his ass off, today that would likely be your last "performance"! I'm glad I at least got in on the tail end of work fun! I can't remember any of my whacky moments 'cause I was probably too pissed to remember

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