ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

padi56 · 25 June 2005, 05:35 PM

A Texas oil tycoon stormed into his lawyers office and demanded that he immediately start divorce proceedings against his wife. He said, "I want to sue the adulterous bitch for breach of contract."
The lawyer said, "I don't know if we'll have a case. Your wife isn't a piece of property You don't own her."
"Maybe you're right," the tycoon said. "But I sure as hell expected exclusive drilling rights.

Bisquitlips · 17 January 2009, 09:06 AM

limbo · 17 January 2009, 07:15 PM

xtra3cats · 17 January 2009, 11:04 PM

figbo · 17 January 2009, 11:35 PM

JJ Irani · 18 January 2009, 03:24 AM

onkyo · 18 January 2009, 09:17 AM

Rolexitis · 18 January 2009, 02:07 PM

25 June 2005, 05:35 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	A Texas oil tycoon A Texas oil tycoon stormed into his lawyers office and demanded that he immediately start divorce proceedings against his wife. He said, "I want to sue the adulterous bitch for breach of contract." The lawyer said, "I don't know if we'll have a case. Your wife isn't a piece of property You don't own her." "Maybe you're right," the tycoon said. "But I sure as hell expected exclusive drilling rights.

17 January 2009, 09:06 AM	#2
Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,521	__________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

18 January 2009, 03:24 AM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

18 January 2009, 02:07 PM	#8
Rolexitis "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: Matt Location: Earth Watch: 114060 Posts: 3,203	__________________ Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

17 January 2009, 07:15 PM	#3
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624

17 January 2009, 11:04 PM	#4
xtra3cats Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: United States Posts: 931

17 January 2009, 11:35 PM	#5
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687

18 January 2009, 09:17 AM	#7
onkyo Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Pav Location: Manhattan Posts: 11,495

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)