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BruceS · 14 November 2005, 01:15 AM

Why Math is Taught in School ---- (Written By A Very
Wise Man)

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a
female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,
causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to
avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped
the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid", I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and
here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96
miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That
works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another
4,000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars
that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's
642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70 percent describe their
love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institutes of Health, 22
percent of all females have seriously considered
suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34 percent describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5 percent
of all females carry weapons, and this number is
increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks
men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered
suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? I think not......

JJ Irani · 14 November 2005, 03:21 AM

LOL! Good one, Bruce!!!

padi56 · 14 November 2005, 03:25 AM

Nice bruce.

dman · 14 November 2005, 05:46 AM

mailman · 14 November 2005, 07:35 AM

How true. I had an uncle that with my aunt had 4 daughters. They lived in a 3 room 2 bedroom apartment with one bathroom and no shower. Only a tub. If you think about it it was one of their weeks every week of the month, and one week it was two of them. The poor guy didn't stand a chance.

14 November 2005, 01:15 AM	#1
BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	Why math is taught in school Why Math is Taught in School ---- (Written By A Very Wise Man) I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid", I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70 percent describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22 percent of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34 percent describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5 percent of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off? I think not......

14 November 2005, 03:21 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	LOL! Good one, Bruce!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

14 November 2005, 03:25 AM	#3
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14 November 2005, 05:46 AM	#4
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	__________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

14 November 2005, 07:35 AM	#5
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	How true. I had an uncle that with my aunt had 4 daughters. They lived in a 3 room 2 bedroom apartment with one bathroom and no shower. Only a tub. If you think about it it was one of their weeks every week of the month, and one week it was two of them. The poor guy didn't stand a chance. __________________ JJ

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