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padi56 · 16 November 2005, 08:13 PM

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "hide in the closet!"

She hurried him into the closet -- stark naked.

The husband soon became suspicious of his breathless wife, dressed in only a robe; and after a short search of the bedroom, discovered the naked man in the closet.

"Who the hell are you?" insisted the husband.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in the closet?" the husband demanded.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," explained the man.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, "Damn!... Those little bastards

JJ Irani · 17 November 2005, 04:23 PM

Quick thinking!!

padi56 · 17 November 2005, 08:11 PM

lol

16 November 2005, 08:13 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Pest Control. A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, "hide in the closet!" She hurried him into the closet -- stark naked. The husband soon became suspicious of his breathless wife, dressed in only a robe; and after a short search of the bedroom, discovered the naked man in the closet. "Who the hell are you?" insisted the husband. "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator. "What are you doing in the closet?" the husband demanded. "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," explained the man. "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, "Damn!... Those little bastards __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 November 2005, 04:23 PM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Quick thinking!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 November 2005, 08:11 PM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	lol __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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