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Old 17 November 2005, 04:33 PM   #1
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Hold it right there, ya tossers!!!
Okay, everyone, back in the class...where the hell do you think you guys were running off to, uh?

Time for yet another grammar lesson. I've been going through a few posts recently and you tossers are still making a royal mess of your and you're.

Okay, pay attention now. Dina, lower that hemline...Catie button up that blouse....too much of you know what!! Johnny, look at me...not the girls....and the rest of you tossers, hands on the desk where I can see them!!

Here's the example: You're about to unbutton that top and I'd like to see the rest of your assets!! (See pic below!)

As you can see, the apostrophe (') represents the letter 'a'...so the same sentence can be re-read as: You are about to unbutton....

That's our lesson for the day, guys. Girls, see you in both in my private chambers....you need some bucking up!!!

Concrete example:

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Old 17 November 2005, 04:35 PM   #2
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I could not see the concrete for the boulders.
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Old 17 November 2005, 04:37 PM   #3
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LOL! But I hope you at least learnt a lesson or two!!
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Old 17 November 2005, 07:38 PM   #4
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I could not see the concrete for the boulders.
And quite a nice pair of boulders.
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Old 18 November 2005, 01:52 AM   #5
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Yet another one. Who made you the teacher anyways.
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Old 18 November 2005, 02:19 AM   #6
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Yet another one. Who made you the teacher anyways.

JJ has delusions of grandure. Either that or teacher-envy.
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Old 18 November 2005, 02:40 AM   #7
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Yet another one. Who made you the teacher anyways.
Probably the same guy who would want to make you teacher's pet.
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Old 18 November 2005, 02:41 AM   #8
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Probably the same guy who would want to make you teacher's pet.
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Old 18 November 2005, 03:39 AM   #9
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Time for yet another grammar lesson. Being going
Being going? I've been going? I've being going?
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Old 18 November 2005, 03:41 AM   #10
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Being going? I've been going? I've being going?
Wooops...probably distracted by the unlacing of that top....couldn't wait for the last of that string to come undone!!!
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Old 18 November 2005, 03:45 AM   #11
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Being going? I've been going? I've being going?
JJ, maybe you should make that coming and going
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Old 18 November 2005, 03:46 AM   #12
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Wooops...probably distracted by the unlacing of that top....couldn't wait for the last of that string to come undone!!!
No, JJ, read out the first sentence. I believe it had something to do with grammar, but I'm not sure
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Old 18 November 2005, 03:48 AM   #13
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No, JJ, read out the first sentence. I believe it had something to do with grammar, but I'm not sure
Okay, okay, all edited and rectified!! Happy now?
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Old 18 November 2005, 03:50 AM   #14
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Okay, okay, all edited and rectified!! Happy now?
I'm sorry I even brought it up, but you keep whining about grammar
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Old 18 November 2005, 03:52 AM   #15
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I'm sorry I even brought it up, but you keep whining about grammar
Not really whining about it....I used to do this a lot on the other forum and it was usually good fun. A couple of the mods thought I was trying to be high and mighty so to speak (which I truly wasn't) and even sent me PMs asking me to stop. That was one helluva dictatorial place, I tell you....never again. I enjoy my freedom here just like everyone else.

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Old 18 November 2005, 07:25 AM   #16
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JJ, please stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JJ, please check your PMs.
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Oops, I missed class today. Was there a homework assignment?
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Probably the same guy who would want to make you teacher's pet.
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He meant to say pet the teacher.
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