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padi56 · 10 December 2012, 01:50 AM

Warning Adult Picture Not For Office.

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8462/s238kr.jpg

At $6,500, she don't come cheap, but take a look at some of the key features...

Real-doll Features:

Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation/

So finally you can tug on those nips to your hearts content.

Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat.

Not entirely sure about this one but I suppose a lighted candle is more entertaining than those more commonly employed

Water Resistant - solid construction.

You can take your love of water-sports to a whole new level.
It doesn't say whether she floats in the bath however.

Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh.

Not even Ambrosia!,or ketchup.

Durable - long life silicone rubber

And this one won't sag when she gets to 40,no plastic surgery needed ever.

Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts.

Not too bloody lifelike I hope - See above.
I want the casting job - I was always good with Plaster of Paris

Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places.

And that's not all, It doesn't f@nny fart and never answers back.

Odourless and Flavourless.

That'll make a very pleasant change.

Flexible - wide range of joint movement.

Now you can finally get those legs back round her neck for that more intimate sensation if you are so inclined

Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfilment.

And it never gets a headache

Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic.

Those toxic bitches really p!ss me off.

Convenient - always ready & available unlike some wifes that seen to always have a headache.

At $6,500 I'd be feking gutted if she got an headache

Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship.

Because she can't bleeding speak and never wants to go shopping with my charge card,thats got to be a bonus.

Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives.

I'll accept that. Even at the not insignificant figure of $6,500 I'd have saved a bloody fortune if I'd married her 40 years ago.

Alcan · 10 December 2012, 02:23 AM

Oh man, the divorce lawyer fees I could have saved!!!

GradyPhilpott · 10 December 2012, 02:34 AM

If you can, see "Lars and the Real Girl."

It's not at all what you might think.

Bangel · 10 December 2012, 07:31 PM

Adds new meaning to being a casting agent.

bgriz · 11 December 2012, 01:33 PM

77T · 12 December 2012, 12:19 PM

Yikes

10 December 2012, 01:50 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Your Own Special Plaything. Warning Adult Picture Not For Office. http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8462/s238kr.jpg At $6,500, she don't come cheap, but take a look at some of the key features... Real-doll Features: Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation/ So finally you can tug on those nips to your hearts content. Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat. Not entirely sure about this one but I suppose a lighted candle is more entertaining than those more commonly employed Water Resistant - solid construction. You can take your love of water-sports to a whole new level. It doesn't say whether she floats in the bath however. Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh. Not even Ambrosia!,or ketchup. Durable - long life silicone rubber And this one won't sag when she gets to 40,no plastic surgery needed ever. Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts. Not too bloody lifelike I hope - See above. I want the casting job - I was always good with Plaster of Paris Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places. And that's not all, It doesn't f@nny fart and never answers back. Odourless and Flavourless. That'll make a very pleasant change. Flexible - wide range of joint movement. Now you can finally get those legs back round her neck for that more intimate sensation if you are so inclined Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfilment. And it never gets a headache Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic. Those toxic bitches really p!ss me off. Convenient - always ready & available unlike some wifes that seen to always have a headache. At $6,500 I'd be feking gutted if she got an headache Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship. Because she can't bleeding speak and never wants to go shopping with my charge card,thats got to be a bonus. Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives. I'll accept that. Even at the not insignificant figure of $6,500 I'd have saved a bloody fortune if I'd married her 40 years ago. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

10 December 2012, 02:23 AM	#2
Alcan 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Al Location: Way Up North Watch: your P's & Q's Posts: 10,473	Oh man, the divorce lawyer fees I could have saved!!! __________________ Member #1,315 I don't want to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol IS a solution!

10 December 2012, 02:34 AM	#3
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11 December 2012, 01:33 PM	#5
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12 December 2012, 12:19 PM	#6
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,017	Yikes __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

10 December 2012, 07:31 PM	#4
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	Adds new meaning to being a casting agent.

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