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padi56 · 17 December 2012, 08:24 PM

Three famous models... Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super-models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately

The three models start preparing for the worst.

Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face.
Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What the hell are you doing fixing your face when we are about to crash!

Claudia responds: "I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for and save first, the ones with the best looking faces, which is why I am putting on my make-up."

Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die?"

Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save the women with big beautiful breasts, which is why I am exposing my tits!

Not hesitating, Naomi pulls up her skirt and takes off her panties.Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: "Naomi, are you crazy? Why are you exposing your fanny for everyone to see?" Calmly, Naomi responds: "Bitches,! I know for a fact the first thing they look for is the black box."

77T · 18 December 2012, 10:25 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 18 December 2012, 10:26 AM

brkanand · 18 December 2012, 10:27 AM

Ouch..hahah!

JSim21 · 31 March 2018, 04:42 PM

WHere is model ... lolx

KenNethcole · 31 March 2018, 05:28 PM

Gregg236 · 7 April 2018, 09:19 PM

Ha!

Frances should chime in soon...

Hairdude1 · 12 April 2018, 07:14 AM

FCUJW007 · 26 May 2018, 09:49 PM

didnt see that one coming

brkanand · 26 May 2018, 11:07 PM

Too hot!! haha

Oscarpapa · 27 May 2018, 09:20 PM

17 December 2012, 08:24 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Three Fashion Models. Three famous models... Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super-models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately The three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What the hell are you doing fixing your face when we are about to crash! Claudia responds: "I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for and save first, the ones with the best looking faces, which is why I am putting on my make-up." Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die?" Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save the women with big beautiful breasts, which is why I am exposing my tits! Not hesitating, Naomi pulls up her skirt and takes off her panties.Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: "Naomi, are you crazy? Why are you exposing your fanny for everyone to see?" Calmly, Naomi responds: "Bitches,! I know for a fact the first thing they look for is the black box." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

18 December 2012, 10:25 AM	#2
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18 December 2012, 10:27 AM	#4
brkanand 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: DrK Location: India Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk Posts: 7,052	Ouch..hahah!

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brkanand 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: DrK Location: India Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk Posts: 7,052	Too hot!! haha

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