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T. Ferguson · 20 December 2012, 05:59 AM

Jesus and Moses are playing golf. They're on the approach to a par 4, over a lake to the green. Jesus, a hacker, has about 170 yards to clear the water and says to Moses, "What do you think Jack Nicklaus would hit here?" Moses says, "Nicklaus would probably hit a hard 7 iron, but he's Jack Nicklaus." Jesus says, "If Nicklaus would hit the 7, then that's what I'm going to hit."

Ball goes about 130 yards, right in the middle of the pond.

Jesus drops a ball in the same spot and, still with the 7 iron in his hand, says to Moses, "You think Nicklaus would hit a seven iron?" Moses says, "Yes but come on, we're talking about Jack Nicklaus". Jesus says, "If that's what Nicklaus would hit then that's what I'm going to hit."

Plop. Short again right in the water.

This goes on several more times and now there are 4 angry groups backed up on the tee. One irate guy jumps in his cart, drives up to Moses and says, "What the hell is the hold up?"

Moses shrugs and says, "What can I say, my playing partner is trying to hit a 7 iron over this lake."

The guy says, "A 7 iron? My god, that's got to be at least 170 yards to carry that lake, it would take a friggin' miracle! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ!?!"

Moses throws up his arms and says, "No, he thinks he's Jack Nicklaus."

FeelingTheBlues · 20 December 2012, 08:22 AM

77T · 20 December 2012, 10:47 AM

mjclark32 · 20 December 2012, 10:51 AM

Hahahaha

20 December 2012, 05:59 AM	#1
T. Ferguson "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Left Coast Posts: 7,025	So Moses and Jesus are playing golf...Happy Holiday golf joke. Jesus and Moses are playing golf. They're on the approach to a par 4, over a lake to the green. Jesus, a hacker, has about 170 yards to clear the water and says to Moses, "What do you think Jack Nicklaus would hit here?" Moses says, "Nicklaus would probably hit a hard 7 iron, but he's Jack Nicklaus." Jesus says, "If Nicklaus would hit the 7, then that's what I'm going to hit." Ball goes about 130 yards, right in the middle of the pond. Jesus drops a ball in the same spot and, still with the 7 iron in his hand, says to Moses, "You think Nicklaus would hit a seven iron?" Moses says, "Yes but come on, we're talking about Jack Nicklaus". Jesus says, "If that's what Nicklaus would hit then that's what I'm going to hit." Plop. Short again right in the water. This goes on several more times and now there are 4 angry groups backed up on the tee. One irate guy jumps in his cart, drives up to Moses and says, "What the hell is the hold up?" Moses shrugs and says, "What can I say, my playing partner is trying to hit a 7 iron over this lake." The guy says, "A 7 iron? My god, that's got to be at least 170 yards to carry that lake, it would take a friggin' miracle! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ!?!" Moses throws up his arms and says, "No, he thinks he's Jack Nicklaus." __________________ *Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.*

20 December 2012, 08:22 AM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

20 December 2012, 10:47 AM	#3
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20 December 2012, 10:51 AM	#4
mjclark32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: MJC Location: PHL USA Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP Posts: 29,232	Hahahaha __________________

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