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padi56 · 30 December 2012, 08:42 PM

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull up and down on my pen#s 50 times."

MonBK · 30 December 2012, 08:43 PM

:)

paverman · 31 December 2012, 08:47 AM

I'm not blind, but I may try to institute this method of communication at my house anyway.

paverman · 31 December 2012, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paverman

I'm not blind, but I may try to institute this method of communication at my house anyway.

Of course I meant to say deaf, not blind, but you get the idea

financeman · 31 December 2012, 09:47 AM

Very funny. My wife and I can talk but I am going to see if we can work this out as well.

seand442 · 31 December 2012, 12:00 PM

I tried to institute this policy. Failed miserably. I should have tried it before we got married.

77T · 31 December 2012, 12:48 PM

mjclark32 · 2 January 2013, 11:33 AM

Hahahaha

Bangel · 3 January 2013, 08:08 PM

Seems logical!

brkanand · 3 January 2013, 08:14 PM

Very practical...hehe

varld · 4 January 2013, 06:09 PM

:d

Venusfly · 5 January 2013, 03:47 AM

swatty · 7 January 2013, 06:22 PM

andyboy39 · 7 January 2013, 07:03 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 8 January 2013, 12:32 AM

The Joker · 8 January 2013, 12:35 AM

Armyguy03 · 13 January 2013, 03:03 PM

Lmao

jatco · 14 January 2013, 04:55 AM

Hellof an idea...!!

30 December 2012, 08:42 PM	#1
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31 December 2012, 09:47 AM	#5
financeman "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Heath Location: Lawrenceburg KY Watch: Submariner Posts: 3,982	Very funny. My wife and I can talk but I am going to see if we can work this out as well. __________________ “You may delay, but time will not.” ― Benjamin Franklin

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seand442 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth Watch: 116610 Posts: 3,455	I tried to institute this policy. Failed miserably. I should have tried it before we got married. __________________ NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT. FIRST THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL. THEN, THEY WILL BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE.

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