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Monte Cristo · 4 January 2013, 07:56 AM

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On January 2 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!

That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"

MonBK · 4 January 2013, 07:57 AM

That's funny..:)

77T · 4 January 2013, 02:59 PM

Bangel · 5 January 2013, 08:57 PM

swatty · 6 January 2013, 06:08 PM

andyboy39 · 6 January 2013, 06:28 PM

Andad · 6 January 2013, 06:39 PM

Thanks Padi.

FeelingTheBlues · 6 January 2013, 11:59 PM

GradyPhilpott · 7 January 2013, 12:47 AM

I'm guessing George jumped off the bridge.

Kingair · 7 January 2013, 11:11 AM

HAGOne

Armyguy03 · 13 January 2013, 03:05 PM

Oh man

4 January 2013, 07:56 AM	#1
Monte Cristo "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Sydney Watch: ing you... Posts: 3,775	Tough Guy - Legend On January 2 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped. The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl" __________________ 'I am easily satisfied with the very best' - Winston Churchill

4 January 2013, 02:59 PM	#3
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6 January 2013, 11:59 PM	#8
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7 January 2013, 12:47 AM	#9
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4 January 2013, 07:57 AM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	That's funny..:)

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