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BH13GMT · 7 January 2013, 09:17 PM

THE UNDERTAKER'S BLACK EYE
Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife

"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had
died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body
bag because he had this huge erection.

Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with

this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."

"I see" said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?"

Roy replied: "wrong room."

FeelingTheBlues · 8 January 2013, 12:30 AM

77T · 14 January 2013, 05:57 AM

7 January 2013, 09:17 PM	#1
BH13GMT "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Real Name: Paul Location: UK, Dorset Watch: and learn Posts: 2,636	The undertaker's black eye THE UNDERTAKER'S BLACK EYE Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife "I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half." "I see" said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?" Roy replied: "wrong room." __________________ Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************ *************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III

8 January 2013, 12:30 AM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

14 January 2013, 05:57 AM	#3
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