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bewithabob · 14 February 2013, 08:22 AM

Ed wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.

One day Ed got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you... The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Ed said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all dimes!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

teqp · 14 February 2013, 08:33 AM

Andrés G · 14 February 2013, 08:46 AM

Good one.

FeelingTheBlues · 14 February 2013, 09:18 AM

h999r · 14 February 2013, 09:21 AM

Lol

77T · 14 February 2013, 11:44 AM

brkanand · 14 February 2013, 11:46 AM

Wow...good one this is!

Psmith · 14 February 2013, 06:20 PM

Porsche · 14 February 2013, 07:36 PM

Ha ha

TSW · 14 February 2013, 07:37 PM

:))

MonBK · 14 February 2013, 07:46 PM

Great idea..:)

Bangel · 15 February 2013, 04:43 PM

crowncollection · 15 February 2013, 05:28 PM

Rolf :thumbup:

ROLEX2447 · 15 February 2013, 05:53 PM

Excellent!!!!!!!

Tony1 · 16 February 2013, 01:40 AM

:):)

unclesallie · 16 February 2013, 09:28 AM

Great!

HRV · 17 February 2013, 06:41 AM

Trouble15 · 17 April 2013, 12:16 PM

Hairdude1 · 17 April 2013, 12:53 PM

Nice

Cru Jones · 17 April 2013, 09:05 PM

cop414 · 17 April 2013, 09:21 PM

Lol, that's classic!

benlee · 17 April 2013, 10:34 PM

this is great!

MichaelB_Can · 17 April 2013, 10:49 PM

Too funny 👍

Mike B , Canada ⌚

wiseoldlady2001 · 18 April 2013, 06:30 AM

wow.. good point but that is just nasty.

swatty · 18 April 2013, 08:14 AM

14 February 2013, 08:22 AM	#1
bewithabob "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Bob Location: Dallas, Texas Watch: Daytona Meteorite Posts: 3,417	Sex contract Ed wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Ed got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you... The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!' Ed said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all dimes!' Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed. __________________ meteor flying to Earth onto my wrist... 116509 Daytona Meteorite, 116520 Daytona Black, 116710 GMTIIC, 16013 DATEJUST, CARTIER SANTOS 100 W20090X8, IWC Big Pilot, IWC Top Gun "Everything works out in the end. If it hasn't worked out, it's not the end."

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