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5 April 2013, 08:18 PM
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Forgot My Glasses
Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my
time. Suggesting I do "something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she says, and wonders why I don't go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. So I decided to teach her a lesson about poking her nose into my business. Yesterday I did go to the senior centre, and when I got home last night I told her that I'd been, and that I'd joined a parachute club. "Are you nuts?", she said. "You're almost 72 years old and you want to start jumping out of aeroplanes?" I proudly showed her that I'd even got a membership card. She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses? This is card gives you membership to a Prostitute's Club, not a Parachute Club." "I'm in trouble then, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her. So she fainted. Life as a senior citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
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5 April 2013, 08:26 PM
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5 April 2013, 09:01 PM
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5 April 2013, 09:16 PM
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6 April 2013, 12:23 AM
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6 April 2013, 12:19 PM
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6 April 2013, 07:00 PM
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7 April 2013, 12:44 AM
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8 April 2013, 06:50 PM
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Are they tandem jumps?
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