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Old 9 April 2013, 01:02 AM   #1
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Guys wife went to Spain for two weeks for a company training session. guy drove her to the airport, we hugged and she said, "Honey, is there anything you'd like me to bring back for you?"

Guy replied, "Yes, a Spanish girl!"

Guys wife didn't reply and headed off to catch her plane. Two weeks later they met back at the airport.

"How was the trip?" guy asked.

She said, "Splendid thank you."

He said, "Where is my present?"

"What present?" she hesitated.

"The Spanish girl." he chuckled.

"Oh," she laughed, "I did what I could, now you will have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl!!
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Old 9 April 2013, 01:22 AM   #2
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Old 9 April 2013, 01:36 AM   #3
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Old 9 April 2013, 07:05 AM   #4
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Old 9 April 2013, 12:25 PM   #7
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Old 10 April 2013, 03:47 AM   #8
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Oh that is classic!
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