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dukester · 25 April 2013, 10:33 AM

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in Cabo. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book..

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

"How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book..

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.

Yes, I live over in "Cabo Bello ", he answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man,

"How did you know that was what I wanted?"

“The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

cop414 · 25 April 2013, 11:44 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 26 April 2013, 07:01 AM

swatty · 26 April 2013, 08:10 AM

brkanand · 26 April 2013, 08:12 AM

Awesome! haha

mjclark32 · 26 April 2013, 08:34 AM

Hahahaha

Bangel · 27 April 2013, 04:12 PM

TSW · 27 April 2013, 04:33 PM

:)

77T · 28 April 2013, 06:21 AM

Psmith · 28 April 2013, 09:03 AM

Hairdude1 · 28 April 2013, 03:05 PM

Nice

25 April 2013, 10:33 AM	#1
dukester "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Nick Location: Los Angeles Watch: 2 SS Daytonas(W&B) Posts: 542	Beach! A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in Cabo. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked. Yes, I live over in "Cabo Bello ", he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" “The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" Last edited by dukester; 25 April 2013 at 10:46 AM.. Reason: I want to edit the title.....not sure how to. Moderator can you plz help and remove the word sex? I accidentally forgot to

25 April 2013, 11:44 AM	#2
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