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Old 26 April 2013, 11:13 PM   #1
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She Finally Finds Her True Love...

A woman meets a man in a bar. They end up leaving together..

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine and after awhile, she thinks 'Oh my God! Maybe, this is THE guy!

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds.

He carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
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Old 27 April 2013, 03:41 AM   #2
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Old 27 April 2013, 05:55 AM   #3
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Lol!
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Old 27 April 2013, 06:11 AM   #4
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Old 27 April 2013, 04:11 PM   #5
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Old 28 April 2013, 06:14 AM   #6
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Old 28 April 2013, 09:01 AM   #7
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