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26 May 2013, 10:56 PM | #1 |
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Lost in translation.
A brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel
WHO SAYS TRAVELING TO CHINA ISN'T FUN. Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Beijing. Here's what will be available at the 5 star hotel. Would like to check into this Chinese 5-star Hotel? Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel ---------------- Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport, the bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water out of window. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall, he always tries to have intercourse with all new guests. The hotel: This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self. The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you. Your Room: Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts. Bed Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her, she will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers. Above all: When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope, you will struggle to forget it.
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27 May 2013, 02:11 AM | #2 |
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Sounds like a great hotel Peter.
Chambermaids, yes I've taken advantage of a few but I must say I've never been fiddled with at dinner. If you decide to go Peter bring this along. |
27 May 2013, 11:41 AM | #3 |
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27 May 2013, 05:43 PM | #5 |
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This one tops the chart haha made me laugh passing water out the window and squash my pants so tight chambermaid fiddled me donkey.
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28 May 2013, 02:38 PM | #6 |
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very funny
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28 May 2013, 08:27 PM | #8 |
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I'd prefer it if the manager was a she.
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