ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX
27 May 2013, 01:34 AM | #1 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Jakarta
Posts: 69
|
confession
A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says
to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he's not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the *ss. The bus driver agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. When they were done and he had resumed driving, the bus driver said, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kids." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party." |
27 May 2013, 01:40 AM | #2 |
2024 Pledge Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Real Name: DrK
Location: India
Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk
Posts: 7,052
|
|
27 May 2013, 12:36 PM | #3 |
TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
Posts: 72,242
|
__________________
Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED
|
28 May 2013, 07:52 AM | #4 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Real Name: Carl
Location: Always moving
Watch: If you wish...
Posts: 22,039
|
__________________
Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
28 May 2013, 08:39 PM | #5 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Australia
Watch: 116610LN
Posts: 15,802
|
|
29 May 2013, 05:08 AM | #6 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Real Name: Phil
Location: SoCal
Watch: 116613LN
Posts: 3,052
|
|
5 June 2013, 04:37 PM | #7 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
Posts: 37,156
|
Lol
|
6 June 2013, 09:39 AM | #8 |
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Real Name: PaulG
Location: Georgia
Posts: 42,016
|
__________________
Does anyone really know what time it is? |
20 June 2013, 07:12 AM | #9 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Real Name: Keith
Location: Orange County, CA
Watch: 118238
Posts: 241
|
"That's just wrong"
|
20 June 2013, 02:04 PM | #10 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Mar 2010
Real Name: Ken
Location: Hawaii
Watch: 5512
Posts: 911
|
__________________
Rolex Milgauss GV (100m 330 feet) (2010) * Rolex Submariner 5512 (200m 660 feet) (1961) |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
*Banners
Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.