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padi56 · 12 June 2013, 10:34 PM

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm,

"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says. The owner is
getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him the horses
ears.
"Nithe eerth.' He says,

'Now...can I see her twat?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horses v*gina. He holds him there for
a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says:
"Perhaps I should weefwaze that ..
Can I see her wun awound?"

Cru Jones · 12 June 2013, 11:43 PM

teqp · 13 June 2013, 05:13 AM

Sperry · 13 June 2013, 06:52 AM

Yeee-aaawwwwwwooooo-zzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FeelingTheBlues · 13 June 2013, 08:21 AM

That was hilarious!

77T · 13 June 2013, 01:50 PM

Bangel · 14 June 2013, 10:59 AM

I can see how having a speech impediment can have it's downsides.

cop414 · 14 June 2013, 12:10 PM

Hahaha, great one!

12 June 2013, 10:34 PM	#1
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13 June 2013, 08:21 AM	#5
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cop414 TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Tim Location: Pennsylvania Watch: 14060M Posts: 72,242	Hahaha, great one! __________________ Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED

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Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	I can see how having a speech impediment can have it's downsides.

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