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padi56 · 15 June 2013, 01:23 AM

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy." .

Bangel · 15 June 2013, 08:03 AM

Good one!

cop414 · 15 June 2013, 11:51 AM

Andad · 15 June 2013, 12:02 PM

My wife thought that was very funny Pete.

padi56 · 15 June 2013, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by directioneng

My wife thought that was very funny Pete.

Well glad the wife has a sense of humour mate.

swatty · 15 June 2013, 08:04 PM

Sort of how the world really works

mjclark32 · 15 June 2013, 08:22 PM

Hahahaha

FeelingTheBlues · 16 June 2013, 02:31 AM

That made me laugh out loud!

Cru Jones · 17 June 2013, 06:34 PM

:-)

Glenn422 · 17 June 2013, 10:02 PM

Hahahahaha this one is good!

kieselguhr · 19 June 2013, 06:25 AM

Love this one!

Frosty · 19 June 2013, 06:39 AM

Outstanding

Hairdude1 · 19 June 2013, 02:16 PM

Funny

77T · 21 June 2013, 03:03 PM

15 June 2013, 01:23 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Cold Winter. It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy." . __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 June 2013, 11:51 AM	#3
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15 June 2013, 12:02 PM	#4
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15 June 2013, 08:22 PM	#7
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16 June 2013, 02:31 AM	#8
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15 June 2013, 08:03 AM	#2
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	Good one!

15 June 2013, 08:04 PM	#6
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Sort of how the world really works

17 June 2013, 06:34 PM	#9
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17 June 2013, 10:02 PM	#10
Glenn422 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: TRF Posts: 721	Hahahahaha this one is good!

19 June 2013, 06:25 AM	#11
kieselguhr "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2013 Real Name: Nick Location: Las Vegas Watch: 1601 Posts: 10,623	Love this one!

19 June 2013, 06:39 AM	#12
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19 June 2013, 02:16 PM	#13
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